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Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
- What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
- When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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