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Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
- My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
- My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
- My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
- My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
- My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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