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Famous Quotes
"When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother."
More quotes about Medical
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"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx on Medical -
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx on Medical -
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck on Medical -
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
Plato on Medical -
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck on Medical
More quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
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"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
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"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
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"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
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"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."
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"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."