Culprit: Timmy Mallett

A concoction of loud shirts, comedy glasses and the giant pink foam mallet that had a particularly annoying catchphrase, "Mr Mallett, can I go to the toilet?" - gave us the outrageous 'TV-am' duo. His show 'Wacaday' was a huge success mainly because of the game Mallett's Mallet which would regularly see him bashing children on the head with Pinky Punky the mallet.

However we can't help but cringe at the thought of that show ever appearing on our screens again, or him for that matter. Unless we could bash him on the head with that annoying pink side-kick and then flush it down the toilet.