Are you the Christmas staff party buffoon?

Surviving the office Christmas party is a skill which can reward you with either a hefty promotion for saving the boss' wife from choking on a party sausage or, alternatively, being fired for a lewd act with a fire extinguisher and a drunken staff member.

Like drinking, it's all best handled in moderation but how well do you fare come Christmas time?

Find out with our silly and quickfire quiz.