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'Mean Machine' (2001)
The stars: Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham
The score: England skipper, Danny Meehan (Jones), is sacked for internal match-fixing and jailed for assault. While inside, he trains a team of inmates for a match against the prison guards.
Best quote: "I'll tell you something. I didn't start off out to as a youngster looking to sell my country out." Danny Meehan.
Verdict: Goal!
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