The stars: John Gordon Sinclair and Dee Hepburn

The score: Two teenagers in the school football team fall in love but the girl is better at football then the doting boy. It tackles the stereotype that women can't play football and smashes it to pieces.

Best quote: "Nine games lost in a row and what do they do? Sack the goalie and put a girl on the forward line, it's a madhouse" Gregory's friend Andy.

Verdict: Foul!

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