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Quotes by W C Fields
- I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
- I like children - fried.
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.
- If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
- It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
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