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Famous Quotes
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
More quotes about Funny
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"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny -
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
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"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
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"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny
More quotes by W. C. Fields
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"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
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"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
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"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
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"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
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"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."