Famous Quotes

"I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home."

W. C. Fields on Newyears

More quotes about Newyears

• "Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Newyears

• "Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties."

  Helen Keller on Newyears

• "Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness."

  William Shakespeare on Newyears

• "Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."

  Mark Twain on Newyears

• "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."

  James Agate on Newyears

More quotes by W. C. Fields

• "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."

• "Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."

• "When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."

• "Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"

• "I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."