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Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
- The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
- There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
- Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
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