Famous Quotes

"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children."

Phyllis Diller on Work

More quotes about Work

• "Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."

  Confucius on Work

• "All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence."

  Martin Luther King, Jr. on Work

• "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

  Thomas A. Edison on Work

• "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."

  Robert Frost on Work

• "Nothing will work unless you do."

  Maya Angelou on Work

More quotes by Phyllis Diller

• "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

• "Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."

• "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

• "My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."

• "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."