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Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
- My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
- My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
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