- Change theme
Quotes by George Carlin
- I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
- I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
- If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
1