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Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
- When humor goes, there goes civilization.
- When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
- Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
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