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Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
- Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
- There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
- There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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