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- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
- Steven Wright on Birthday
- For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.
- Cheryl Hines on Birthday
- For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a carton of albums like 'Blue Kentucky Girl,' by Emmylou Harris, and 'Off the Wall,' by Michael Jackson. It's all stuff we grew up with. I mean, you can't have a music collection without Prince's 'Purple Rain' - it just can't be done!
- Connie Britton on Birthday
- For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes.
- Chris Evans on Birthday
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