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Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
- I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
- I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
- I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
- If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
- If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
- If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
- If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
- It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
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