Famous Quotes

"If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."

Jeff Foxworthy on Home

More quotes about Home

• "Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."

  Margaret Thatcher on Home

• "A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."

  Benjamin Franklin on Home

• "Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."

  Oliver Wendell Holmes on Home

• "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."

  Bill Cosby on Home

• "Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."

  Robert Frost on Home

More quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

• "My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!"

• "If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."

• "My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."

• "I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."

• "You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."