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Quotes by George Burns
- I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
- I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
- I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
- I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
- I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
- I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
- I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
- I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
- I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
- If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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