Famous Quotes

"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

George Burns on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by George Burns

• "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

• "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

• "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

• "Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."

• "At my age flowers scare me."