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Famous Quotes
Quotes by Evan Esar
- America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
- Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
- Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
- Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
- Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
- The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
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