Famous Quotes

"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."

Evan Esar on Science

More quotes about Science

• "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

  Albert Einstein on Science

• "Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."

  Martin Luther King, Jr. on Science

• "Science investigates religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power religion gives man wisdom which is control."

  Martin Luther King, Jr. on Science

• "No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove me wrong."

  Albert Einstein on Science

• "Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Science

More quotes by Evan Esar

• "Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."

• "Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

• "America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."

• "The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."

• "Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."