Famous Quotes

"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."

Evan Esar on Money

More quotes about Money

• "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."

  Oscar Wilde on Money

• "A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."

  John Ruskin on Money

• "Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."

  Benjamin Franklin on Money

• "The lack of money is the root of all evil."

  Mark Twain on Money

• "Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."

  Mark Twain on Money

More quotes by Evan Esar

• "Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."

• "Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

• "America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."

• "The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."

• "Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."