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Quotes by Dave Barry
- I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
- I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
- I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
- I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
- I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
- It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
- It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
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