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Quotes by Calvin Trillin
- I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
- I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.
- I don't think I've ever read a food piece or a food book.
- I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
- I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
- If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.
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