Nookie or not?

There was no nookie for Maxwell on his last night with Saskia in the Big Brother house - just a lot of fake tan.

10:21 01 July 2005

There was no nookie for Maxwell on his last night with Saskia in the Big Brother house - just a lot of fake tan.

As the amorous pair prepared for one of their evictions this evening, Saskia seemed more intent on preparing for being booted out than spending quality time with her man.

But ever since an almighty row broke out in the house over the Londoners' fumblings on Wednesday night, Saskia seems to have decided that the house is no place for lurve.

"People get offended even if you have a snog. How weird is that?" she asked BB in the Diary Room, looking fondly back to the days when everyone was bed hopping.

"They are a bunch of loonies. They are jealous and they hate me."

Thank God for Shakespeare, however, as the Bard stepped in and restored some love to the BB house in the form of a deeply dodgy ballet production of Romeo & Juliet.

The boys got all togged up in pink leotards - something Anthony seemed strangely excited about but which had Science hopping mad.

"A narrator don't do spandex!" he shouted, trying to stretch his tights. "I don't care if Spiderman busts his stuff like this, that's in the movies."

There was no getting away from it, though, and Science had to strut his stuff in the Lycra like the rest of them.

Anthony's interest didn't go unnoticed however, just adding to Orlaith's conviction that the Geordie is gay - despite his fervent attempts to kiss her.

"Are you two in a love relationship type thing?" the Irish beauty asked him sweetly as he sat inside with Craig.

The camp hairdresser was thrilled at the thought, but Anthony most certainly was not, asking: "Are you f****** being serious?"

Winding him up later, Maxwell said: "She did say earlier that she was worried about kissing you in case there was a bit of tension."

That over with, Orlaith now seems to be homing in on Anthony like never before, particularly commenting on his "great ass".

"But you've got a better woman's body than I have a dude's body," replied Anthony as the mutual appreciation society chatted on the sofa.

Seems like Saskia's wrong about the lack of loving - maybe its just that the housemates aren't feeling it for her