Nadia and Shell blow the whistle

Dan has had an interesting afternoon in the Big Brother house.

17:06 05 August 2004

Dan has had an interesting afternoon in the Big Brother house.

Along with the all-seeing one spontaneously deciding to give the remaining housemates ice cream sundaes, he has finally learned about the infamous night Stu and Michelle spent under a table.

Back on day 54 of the show Michelle lured the hapless, not to mention slightly drunk, Stu into her secret lair.

While he made her promise never to tell about what went on in the following two hours, Michelle lasted approximately half a second before spilling the beans to Nadia and Shell.

Now that both Stu and Michelle have been evicted, the girls decided to share the gossip with Dan.

"She used the bird-watching euphemism," Shell said, to general confusion.

"She... saw a swallow," the blonde graduate explained.

Dan's jaw dropped and the pitch of his voice jumped.

"And you waited until now to tell me?" he stammered.

Nadia said she was convinced that now they were finally away from the cameras together there would be a whole lot more going on.

"She's going to turn him into a proper man," the Portuguese lady announced.

"He won't survive. Poor boy," said Dan.