Jordan's wedding extravaganza

Jordan is to arrive at her wedding to fellow I'm a Celebrity star Peter Andre in a horse-drawn carriage.

16:58 09 September 2005

Jordan is to arrive at her wedding to fellow I'm a Celebrity star Peter Andre in a horse-drawn carriage.

According to the Sun, the train on her dress breaks records, and will have to be fitted after she arrives in her carriage. All this looks as though Jordan, aka Katie Price, wants to be thought of as something of a princess.

She will go down the aisle to the tune of Whitney Houston's I Have Nothing, and will walk out of the ceremony head-bopping to Ain't No Stopping Us Now.

Their cake will be six feet tall, they'll be eating lobster and foie gras, and the waiters will actually be opera singers in disguise.

Other elements involved include trapeze artists, lasers, fireworks, fire-eaters

The mind boggles.