Housemates bare all

There have been a series of naked adventures over the last 24 hours in the Big Brother House.

11:34 10 June 2004

There have been a series of naked adventures over the last 24 hours in the Big Brother House.

Firstly, it seems all it takes to get almost all the girls in the house naked is a glass or two of punch.

Nadia, Shell, Michelle, and Emma all decided to mud wrestle for the title of "House Champion".

Stuart and Marco decided to enter the ring themselves, and it all got messy.

Perhaps the biggest revelation of the "tournament" was the eventual winner. Marco survived a royal rumble competition - outlasting both Stuart and Nadia (who defeated the other female wrestlers with ease) - to be crowned top mud wrestler of the house.

Vanessa - the only girl not to get down and dirty - Victor, Jason, and Dan laughed and cheered throughout.

Of course this was not the end of the clothesless action.

The sound of a helicopter was all it took to get Emma, Marco, and wannabe glamour model Michelle running around the garden topless.

After a couple of circuits the two girls decided that their pants were too much to have on - so mooned the circling chopper.

Marco pranced around the garden with them - wearing little more than a rug - but did not bear his nether regions for the aircraft.

All this occurred after Big Brother had told the contestants to stay in their bedroom "for reasons of health and safety".

Jason sparked of the second clothes-shedding antics of the day when he said the noise outside could be paparazzi - desperate for flesh photography.

The strapping Scot was also involved in a final flesh feast later on.

With the other housemates clapping and cheering, Jay gave Nadia a naked piggy-back ride around the bedroom - with only a pair of pants between them. Unfortunately the best buttocks Lanarkshire had to offer eight years ago were the ones covered up. Will we ever see them again?