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Quotes by Wilson Mizner
- The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
- The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
- The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
- Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
- To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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