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Quotes by Tim Allen
- I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.
- I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.
- I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
- In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
- In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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