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Famous Quotes
Quotes by Spike Milligan
- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
- All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
- How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
- I can speak Esperanto like a native.
- I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
- It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
- Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
- My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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