Famous Quotes

"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."

Spike Milligan on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Spike Milligan

• "A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."

• "My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."

• "I can speak Esperanto like a native."

• "And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."

• "Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."