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Quotes by Robert Orben
- I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
- I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
- I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
- If you can laugh together, you can work together.
- In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.
- Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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