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Quotes by Mike Myers
- Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
- My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
- My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.
- My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff.
- My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.
- My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
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