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Quotes by Mark Twain
- Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
- Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
- Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
- Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.
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