Famous Quotes

Quotes by Mae West

• A hard man is good to find.
• A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
• A man's kiss is his signature.
• A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
• Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
• Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
• He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
• I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
• I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
• I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
• I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
• It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
• Look your best - who said love is blind?
• Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
• Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
• Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
• Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
• One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
• Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
• Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
• Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
• She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
• Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
• The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
• Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
• Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
• When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
• When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
• When women go wrong, men go right after them.