Famous Quotes

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

Mae West on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Mae West

• "Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art."

• "The best way to hold a man is in your arms."

• "Look your best - who said love is blind?"

• "Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."

• "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."