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Quotes by Louis C K
- Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.
- When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.
- When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
- When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.
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