- Change theme
Quotes by Larry David
- I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
- I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
- I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
- I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
- I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
- I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
- If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
- It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
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