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Quotes by Josh Billings
- I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
- I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
- If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.
- If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.
- It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
- It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.
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