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Quotes by Jon Stewart
- I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.
- I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
- I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
- I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.
- If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.
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