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Quotes by Johnny Vegas
- I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.
- I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he's never mentioned it - you just find out. That's a real man to me. A sleeping lion.
- I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.
- I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
- I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
- I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
- I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
- I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.
- It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
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