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Quotes by Johnny Carson
- I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
- I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
- If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
- If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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