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Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me.
- The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.
- The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
- The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.
- There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
- There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'
- To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
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