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Quotes by Groucho Marx
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
- I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
- I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
- I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
- In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
- It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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