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Quotes by Fred Allen
- I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
- I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
- I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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