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Quotes by Fran Lebowitz
- I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
- If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
- If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
- If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
- If you're going to America, bring your own food.
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