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Quotes by Doug Coupland
- I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
- I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.
- I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
- If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
- If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
- If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.
- If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
- If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.
- If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?
- If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.
- In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.
- It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.
- It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.
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